Hell is full of tar

Feeling like a walking oilslick. The only thing that'll get it off is butter. Normandy butter with 'gros sel' - gives it that slight abrasive quality that does the trick. The idea is that there's more of it on the façade than on me but being a novice at tar slinging it's just not happening the way it should.


It's the dirtiest job I've had since changing The Skater's nappies


And as predicted the first panels of insulation go on the façade the day the heating goes off for the summer.


The Client will be as warm as toast next winter.